Yoga students - are your friends dragging you to yoga class? Are you sick and tired of being the worst yoga student in the class?  Think the Warrior Pose is a brand of adult diapers? Does your dog Nama get confused when you say Namaste?
Never fear going to Yoga ever again.  Now there is Bob Agoy , the guaranteed worst yoga student ever.  
Just higher Bob Agoy for your class and you will never be the worst student again, guaranteed.  His subtle but effective techniques will divert all the class attention away from you.  You can drink water, spark up a dubie, vape and even take that hit of vodka you been craving and no one will ever notice.  Need a little nap time, no worries, Bob Agoy can provide a 5, 10 or even 15 minute diversion so you will be refreshed and rested.  All your friends will be asking why you look so radiant.  Just tell them I Yoga with Bob Agoy .
Not available in all Yoga classes due to Temporary restraining orders. 
Please check with your local law enforcement agency for pending litigation before calling. 
Phone number changes frequently so check our web site for contact information. 
 www.foxbrook.com/bobagoy.html
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